Office by Alex Penny
My name is Abbie, I'm from Scotland and I'd be pretty much lost without double cheese burgers, alcohol, my friends and florence and the machine.
Some people care about no one but themselves and I don’t think they even realise it.
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Farewell dundee!
No idea why my arm looks so fat but yeh this is my bruise that doesn’t seem to budge after just over a week, decided I’m going to name him freddie (:
Puppy pugs spooning… so cute!
(Source: wisdomorbombast)
1. What is your best friend’s Mom’s name? Marie
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I dont have a mole
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? None really but if i had to choose then i’d say Mr Bruce my history teacher
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? I have not
5. What body part do you wash first? My face
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? No lol
7. What’s the strangest talent you have? No idea
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie all the way
9. What’s your favorite flavored Pringles? Sour cream and onion
10. Have you ever been tied up? I have
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I never get grounded
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I dont drive
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope i havent
14. How many times have you been cheated on? Countless
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Whatever shoe i pick up first
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Nope
18. Girls? huh?
19. Do you and your crush have anything in common? Yeah
20. Did you kiss before the age of 16? LOL yes?
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? For me to know and for you to guess
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? AH i’d rather commit
25. Have you ever found anything in your room and been unable to recall where it came from? Yep
26. What was your childhood nickname? Abbie Doo
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? No idea
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No lol
29. What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I dont drive
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No lol
31. How do you eat your cookie? By biting into it?
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? Nit
33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of others. I dont know really?
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends what i’m drinking but usually about 4 or 5
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? Hahahaha no.
38. How often do you clean out your ears? Like every second day?
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fuck off
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? I dont count?
41. Do you have any strange phobias? RAW MEAT
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No
43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar? Whipped out a half bottle
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I dont know, cant think
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name? Nope
46. What shampoo and conditioner do you use? I usually use dove but i ran out so i’m now using some Gliss stuff?
47. Have you ever played naked Twister? Nope
48. Have you ever been drunk at work? Nope
49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive? No
50. Do you want to bring sexy back? LOL
(Source: make-me-your-maria)
